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  1. #41

    Default Pick Up lines


    here's one..

    "HELLO! I COME FROM A RELIGIOUS SECT WHICH INVOLVES SLEEPING AS A PRAYER.
    WOULD YOU PRAY WITH ME TONIGHT?" :mrgreen:
    وليس هناك كعكه ، والكعكه هو كذبة.

  2. #42

    Default Pick Up lines

    i'll try that line GlassMoon!!!
    any lines for girls para maka G ko next time... para dili ko maulaw, if ever...

  3. #43

    Default Pick Up lines

    usually girls doesnt use pick up lines! if they like you they stare at you wd a mysterious smile! this is your quoue, f you got the balls, excuse me miss, (gamita dayon ang ka lady_deth, ka litkhann nga lines!)

    if you got austin's mojo! use this... dO i mAke yOu hOrny bAby? :mrgreen:

  4. #44

    Default Pick Up lines

    here's one more....


    instead of saying "Have we met before?", try saying "Have we mated before?!!!"
    WATCH YOUR ATTITUDE!

  5. #45

    Default Pick Up lines

    mo ingon ang boy:

    boy: "miss, totoy ko"

    girl: "unsa? bastos! *SLAPS BOY*"

    boy: "hmmph, totoy akong pangan ba!"

    heheheh!

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  7. #47

    Default Pick Up lines

    girls dont need pick up lines, just smile and something will happen next

  8. #48

    Default Pick Up lines

    well yeah, guys are usually extremely responsive to girls. bisag gamay ra nga action, they immediately translate it into something sexual. i used to be pretty forward and aggressive with guys before i got married. not a lot of words but a load of actions. pero karon lay low na ko.

  9. #49

    Default Pick Up lines

    that true cause scientifically speaking we are human and 90% of our brain thinks about *** he he he

  10. #50

    Default Pick Up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by James Semaj
    girls dont need pick up lines, just smile and something will happen next
    it doesnt happen all the time dude! not unless if your a celebrity or smetin!

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